Photographer, artist, nerd. I am 24 years old. I have been taking pictures since I was 8. I Photograph mostly Urban and Natural decay. I also do screenprinting in my free time. I'm married to this nerd http://forgivetheinsubordination.tumblr.com
I’d like to add this on, to make things easier for everyone, since the books aren’t…actually in the correct order if you just read them in chronological order.
It’s a link to a masterpost of mine with all of the books in their proper order, using the site above, so that you don’t have to play a guessing game with which books you should be reading when.
Please don’t take the words “read animorphs” lightly, I experienced these books at nearly thirty years old and I am still shaken by some of the body horror, vividly accurate representations of psychological trauma and at least a dozen explorations into the terror of genocide.
OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.
I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.
Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics.
One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats have no conception that there is a future. There is just now and the jingly toy.
The truth hurts so much, but it cannot be denied - 2 minutes after you leave my line of sight, I have no idea who you are, you’re just another arm I’ve stabbed with a needle
if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.
This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.
im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later
The bullpup that did it first, sold the best and in my opinion is the best, although the FAMAS is a close second. A gun made for the future that still looks futuristic even though it came out in 1977. While the FAMAS got dropped, the L85 weakly keeps going, the Tavor just sort of exists, the MDR lives in stasis, the AUG’s been hot shit since it’s debut.
Born from the Austrian Military’s desire to finally retire the FAL, the AUG was intended to be a modular weapon system with easily swappable barrels from rifle, to carbine, to SMG, to sniper, to “kinda sorta an LMG” and using things like fancy polymers, in-built optics and a 1:9 barrel twist that can stabilize M183 AND M855 and easily swappable components like the upper receiver giving you shit like the 1.5x Swarovsky donut of death scope or a flat rail, yadda yadda Australia blah blah filler text.
Now, the AUG isn’t a perfect gun. It has weird proprietary mags, it has a pretty mushy trigger because the milspec AUG rocks a progressive type trigger so that means it’s just like sticking your finger into a play-doh container. But, it’s a logical weapon. The charging handle is simple and effective, the whole gun is balanced quite well and they aren’t uber expensive, it’s a good rifle that just sorta exists in the market because Steyr doesn’t give a shit on advertising.
Btw that’s both a visual and a literal Chinese pun and I’m literally laughing so hard right now (my parents say this every year) and I want everyone to understand this.
Here’s the two phrases you’ll need to know:
年年有鱼 (nián nián you yú) - “(I wish you have) fish every year”
年年有余 (nián nián you yú) - “(I wish you have) extra every year” - this is a common blessing used in China
Both the 鱼 and 余 characters sound exactly the same and here’s where the pun comes in.
Every Lunar New Year, as good luck, we eat “fish” so that we can “have fish every year”. In other words, we’re eating fish so that we can have extra every year.
Extra what, you ask? Extra everything! Extra money in the bank, extra food on our tables, extra happiness, etc, etc. It’s like an all-around blessing. Very kind and used often during Lunar New Year.
The cat has already gotten her “extra” (fish) for the year so the blogger is wishing you “fish” (extra) every year ^^
finally someone explained it, thank you<3
I am so delighted to learn that somebody else also has the tradition of eating puns for blessings on the New Year.
REBLOG FOR A GOOD EXTRA LUCKY YEAR
Lmao I read it as a triple pun like calling the cat “nyan nyan”
roswell how do you find the courage to use the men’s bathroom i’m on t but my voice hasn’t dropped yet so my line of thinking is if i DO pass in the women’s bathroom my voice saves me but if i DONT pass in the men’s bathroom my voice further incriminates me but also men and their bathrooms are just scary
Oh, I have no sense of self-preservation. I just piss wherever and whatever happens happens. That’s their problem. Either I piss in peace or I get to fight a dude. I’m down for whatever.
Do men really get confrontational in the bathroom? I mean I look like I don’t belong in the men’s bathroom but I’ve never been stopped. I’m also always using a stall too. I’m not trans but the worst I get are just some side eyes for my long hair and my overtly gay appearance. And besides, confronting people in the bathroom seems like such a 60’s thing when they were segregated. If a guy does stop you in the bathroom then it’s because they’re not confident in their teeny weenie or masculinity it’s all science. Men and women restrooms aren’t really set in stone but more of a reference. And besides us men don’t give a shit if you’re a guy or not. If you need to shit you need to shit. We get it, next time you need to go and someone stops you just tell them the women’s was full and that you’ve got to drop mad stacks right away and couldn’t hold it, 99 times out of 100 they’ll move out of the way and be like “the fuck we arguing for, go dude go!”
I’m all for trans rights and shared restrooms. I mean we’re all gonna sit in silence waiting for each other to leave before we destroy the plumbing. Since no one likes to go if someone else can hear us. I for one don’t care, if you run into the bathroom at the same time as me I’ll hold your hand and we can fart it up together. Like that scene from Austin powers where he’s drowning the Irish man in the toilet. 😂🚽
